Skip to content

Month: October 2019

Fridge Friends

Ahh, home early on a glorious fall day. And maybe even with enough time, and daylight, to get nine holes in. I was thinking all this and envisioning long, straight tee shots as I pulled into the driveway.

I let myself in and made a beeline for the fridge. There was just enough time for a little snack before changing. I opened the door and went to reach for a yogurt, one of those ridiculously expensive but good for you brands, when I stopped short. There were no yogurts. But there had to be. There were three in the fridge this morning.

The Life Hack Attack

The odor came floating into my office like a fog. It was rancid, putrid, like something was decomposing. Decomposing and now burning.

I walked out into the hallway to have a look around. Maybe something had caught fire. We had fire marshals for that, Steve in marketing a floor above me was supposed to don a high-vis vest, blow a whistle and herd us to the nearest approved exit like a corporate border collie.